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Tue, May. 29th, 2007 04:01 pm

...my current endeavor (with Katie):

http://theorymyculture.wordpress.com

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Fri, May. 11th, 2007 07:02 am
Wow. I really gotta watch more television: http://www.slate.com/id/2165986?nav=tap3

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Sun, May. 6th, 2007 09:55 pm
Short, but really insightful. Lifton is totally interesting.

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Wed, May. 2nd, 2007 07:42 pm
My mommy has quit smoking for two months. I am so very proud of her. Hi mom!

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Mon, Apr. 30th, 2007 05:54 pm
Yup.

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Sun, Apr. 29th, 2007 05:45 pm
My other blog, the one with serious stuff: http://drabinski.wordpress.com

Smooches to all!

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Fri, Apr. 27th, 2007 09:16 am
Yes! Best evah campus activity, on 10 May: dress up as your senior thesis. Then there is a parade of such dressed people through campus. Can't WAIT to see my kiddies in full thesis-based regalia, though the one on the Khmer Rouge has a tough task...

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Thu, Apr. 26th, 2007 12:59 pm
Miles is totally intrigued by our friend who is pregnant. Now Miles wants to be pregnant, have a baby, so he's converted the teddy bear formerly known as Light Light Brown Bear (he's very color specific) into "Charlie," who becomes a "baby" (not a bear) when you put a shirt on him.

Miles has a really complex relation to Charlie, actually. He has two theories on babies, both his own. First, that Joy ate a baby. This did not disturb him; not sure what to think about that. Second, that a baby crawls up "a mommy's fuzzy" (his own word for girl-parts). Since he can't eat his teddy bear, he's decided on the second option for impregnation. But he doesn't have a fuzzy, except that (again, his discovery) if he tucks his bee-bee (his own word for boy-parts) between his legs, it looks like a fuzzy (in his mind).

Thus, the whole production of being pregnant-with-bear is complex. He makes a fuzzy, then puts the bear under his shirt. Now you gotz a baby! One time (and one time only) I suggested that this was not a crawling in fuzzy at all, but just under the shirt. That began a long, scolding discourse on how daddy is bad because he doesn't play right.

Alas. I'm a real fuck up.

What goes on in these little brains? Answer: Hilarious shit.

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Mon, Apr. 23rd, 2007 10:01 am
You can't get much more meaningless than this, yet it is totally fascinating. Definitely watch the crazed video footage.

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Fri, Apr. 20th, 2007 09:43 am
I love the show (perhaps because it addresses me), but this is just too true and hilarious. THE ONION IS THE BEST EVER!!!

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