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JohnnyBlog: Malicious, Delicious
Thu, Apr. 19th, 2007 09:14 pm
I gotta do this...

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Thu, Apr. 19th, 2007 01:02 pm
This is too awesome, even just as an idea for an article: a close reading of Skymall magazine.

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Thu, Apr. 19th, 2007 07:34 am


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Tue, Apr. 17th, 2007 07:42 pm

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Tue, Apr. 17th, 2007 07:29 am
I can't even write about Va Tech's terrible loss. So, I'll distract with a news item that slipped between the lines.

Tommy Thompson made some crack about Jews and money-making. Then when called out on it, he responded with this hilariously Onion'esque "clarification": "What I was referring to, ladies and gentlemen, is the accomplishments of the Jewish religion. You've been outstanding business people and I compliment you for that." Reminds one of The Onion's recent recap of Tim Hardaway's apology. I don't know that I've ever read a more hilarious, yet totally accurate, satire-in-one-sentence.

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Wed, Apr. 11th, 2007 08:23 pm
Ah, one week into baseball season. Time to remember the most devastating homer of the past two decades. Maybe ever...and so we again begin the watch: is it actually possible for ANYONE to be cooler than Albert Pujols?


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Sun, Apr. 8th, 2007 09:28 pm
Yup, just as I predicted: Zach Johnson eeks it out over Tiger in an above par Tradtion Like No Other.

(OK, so I made that up.)

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Sun, Apr. 8th, 2007 08:44 pm
Alrighty, then...swept the stupid fucking Giants! I like the season already...

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Tue, Apr. 3rd, 2007 09:17 am
I'm shocked to hear myself say it, but I actually was happy for Florida last night. They played some exciting basketball, total team concept, and hit big shot after big shot to demoralize Ohio State. Corey Brewer is bad man from outside. The next Scotty Pippen, without the tag of NBA's ugliest player.

Every since Woody Hayes punched an opposing player, I've been waiting for the ultimate humiliation of OSU. I'm almost satisfied after seeing them go down twice to UF. Is it too much to ask that they lose the football national championship again next year, preferably to Booty and USC?

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Tue, Apr. 3rd, 2007 06:55 am
Yeah, baby! Mariners are undefeated! KING FELIX!

On another note: Dodgers shut down by Brewers? Say wha?

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